Ooo, that one stings!

'Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him,' Announces FBI After Killer Turns Himself In

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Officials from the Federal Bureau of Investigation held a congratulatory press conference on Friday to notify the public that the agency had successfully apprehended the man suspected of murdering conservative activist Charlie Kirk after the shooter turned himself in.

Following a manhunt that stretched over the course of two days and made use of every asset, tool, and agent at the bureau's disposal, government officials were proud to announce that all of the hard work had paid off when the assassin walked through the door and placed himself in custody.

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