Growing up, we fought, we drank, we fucked chicks with hair on their pussies. We joined the army to get away and blow off steam. We ruled. Faggots. Get in shape. There is a battle coming. Put away the hot pockets and your bongs. Prepare for war.
Breaking: The men who just wanted to be left alone are on the march. A reckoning is forthcoming, but soon.
We are researchers who deal in open-source information, reasoned argument, and dank memes. We do battle in the sphere of ideas and ideas only. We neither need nor condone the use of force in our work here. Unless trannys, furries, queers, or lib commie retards are trying to kill us. Then all bets are off.
Darn Mennonites. Always up to no good.