G'Mornin' Sam… Another Day at the Office.
Mornin' Ralph… Please pass the Covfefe with a heavy splash.
As Rodney Dangerfield would say, "You'll be drinking early today".
The Blue Queen looks tired, bored and defeated.
Take a straight and stronger course
To the corner of your life
Make the white queen run so fast
She hasn't got time to make you a wife
Just remember that the goal
Is for us all to capture all we want,
Anywhere