I JACKED OFF IN THE OCEAN
There is nothing new under this sun
Except for the electric guitar. That is a new thing God gave us. How did God make the electric guitar. He sent a special boy angel with a special boy mission named Leo Fender to make it here in the 3-D. That’s how it all works.
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The electric guitar is magic. From God
KISS: “God gave Rock and roll to you🎵
Literally though
Good night everyone. I’ll be back periodically. Keep fighting the good fight.
And remember that things are gonna seem apocalyptic and crazy but it’s actually all good. It’s only bad for (((them))). Humanity is gonna be doing all types of cool ass shit. It’s just gonna be a wild ride, and when we get there it’s gonna look like there’s a giant black hole in the sun and will look like night time pretty much all the time.
The night sky is going to be a mind blowing light show and when Saturn moves in front of the sun and lights up it’s going to look like COSMIC HELL has opened up, but nothing bad will happen. It will just be visually insane. This will happen over a long period of time. If it happened fast it would blow everyone’s minds to pieces. Even mine.
What will look like the end of the world is just Aliens being moved in front of the sun to be trapped. The weather will go back to warm and nice all the time. No cataclysmic shit like earthquakes. No tides. ALL of that shit will be gone but nothing will look anything remotely like it looks now. The sky won’t be blue, the moon will be gone, the sun will have a black hole inside of it and the light from that will be crazy looking but the sky will mostly be dark with stars visible/Milky Way HIGHLY visible during all hours. The night sky will be UNBELIEVABLE.
But before all that REVELATION comes. Then me and the boys have to shit stack aliens. We build it all back together bit by bit. It will be fun. Wanna know how to build a star fortress that can fly? It starts as a little Skyrim village where everyone gets along and knows their role. It’s naturally sustainable and grows and grows with QUANTUM LIGHT. ASCENSION. Bit by bit. We have all the time we need. We aren’t on demon time anymore. There is no time.
Infinity shitfucking of space aliens for all warrior spirits to engage in and to our backs will be humanity rebuilding piece by piece. Glorious it will be.
Also. We’re bringing Dino’s back. Who gets them? Only special boys. And probably only little ones at first.
They are WAY too influenced by (((their))) energy. We can’t bring back T-Rex and shit like that until I’m comfortable with enough of (((their))) energy being gone at least on a large localized area. T-Rex with witch powers was a nasty motherfucker. T-Rex in normal times was as cool talking fren that you could ride and you were above in rank. You’re a human in Gods body. Dino’s were our helpers and frens. But (((they))) made the dinosaurs go absolutely bonkers immediately. (((They))) gotta go and we can bring back our Dino buds and if you ding dongs can learn how to take a shit without gambling on your phone and binge watching cable news you can probably have a Dino fren too.
Oh yea one more thing. Leviathan is real. He’s down there and he’s way bigger and nastier than you think. The ocean is similar to digging in the ground for shit you’re not supposed to be digging in. That’s why old maps have pictures of literal monsters in parts of the ocean. That’s why international shipping lanes are the way they are. There’s shit down there you wouldn’t believe and that where it belongs.
Except for Leviathan. Ima have to wake that nigga up and kill him at some point. He’s damn near as big as Australia. Why? Because he’s a huge ball of black hole energy that needs removed from earth. He’s been asleep for a long ass time. He’s gonna have to be poked awake and IM GONNA FUCK THAT THING UP.
Why am I telling you this? Because it won’t be able to be kept secret when it happens. Lovecraft on steroids and IM GONNA FUCK HIM UP