Actually, if I could get a clown/ms-13/muzzie/whatever to come after me, I could contribute a hell of a lot more to this fight.
I'm a copf*g with access to cell phone analysis tech provided by USSS. They have a grant they give to state/local LE now with free training and a laptop with all the necessary software.
I also work in a state where federal LE is basically required to play nice. We never have conflict with the ones we work with but if they were to step on my toes over a case, We'd be well within our rights to tell them we're keeping cell phones/any evidence collected off a dead/captured clown.
I'd have to survive of course, but after that, they would have done fucked themselves worse. I'm not a huge contributor here though so that plus the cost/benefit analysis makes me doubt they'd waste resources on me.