Rumor has it that Rapper Ice Cube has officially joined the Proud Boys after Antifa burned his tour bus in Portland. "No faggot Antifa gonna get away wit dis. My momma gave me dat bus. But, I ain't gonna cry in the car, I'm coming after every single one of them Antifa Commie fags," says Ice Cube. He was officially jumped into the Proud Boys on Friday and immediately went "Antifa hunting" that same night. Seventeen Antifa members are currently missing since Friday. Ice Cube was last seen heading to Berkeley, to personally dismantle Antifa on what he refers to as "a mission from God." Ice Cube then said he's cancelling the rest of his tour dates and dedicating every waking moment to researching Q posts, writing letters of appreciation to President Trump and memeing the enemy into oblivion on the kun. As he left, he was heard shouting, "Fuck Antifa, Fuck Kimmel and Fuck Serena Williams!" We have since heard that he sent a dozen bouquets of White cotton, flower arrangements to Serena Williams, with a note that read, "Dear Serena, make yourself useful, go pick some cotton, and stop making mountains outta molehills! No one likes a black chick with a chip on her shoulder!" <end satire
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