How funny would it be if Trump replaces her with Judge Jennine? I can't stand her, but I would still kek my ass off. It would be like making William Devane SecTres.
Anon has been watching it so long that I remember when the digs made the news and bakers took shit from anons for posting stuff they already knew. Back then you had to keep up.
I like to avoid the GM ritual, not because I'm opposed to telling other anons GM, but because it draws mimics, and then I have to spend time filtering out all of the connected to bullshit just to find the Hong Kong market's morning Anime Pussies From Japan futures.
I caught chlamydia just watching that.
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>>23675255
Good morning Jim. We'd like to see your quarterly financials.
>>23675267
Ok, you first. Go out and avenge and report back.
>>23675276
Keep trying. Repetition captures retards and your squad is getting thinner, and your electric bill is getting higher.
Thanks for posting a link.
Are they wearing dress shitting pants or utilities?
Shot covfefe out of my nose when Hegseth GM'd them. The boys at Ft Story must be rolling on the floor.
Kekking violently now.
>Personnel is power
He's calling most of them useless shitbirds.
He's literally calling them out for being DEI pussies.
All of the females just got told to go make sammiches. This gets better by the minute.
Right now, there are a shitload of 0-5's checking the price on scrambled eggs at the clothing sales store.
Ass kicking in basic is back on the menu. This just gets better and better.
>Christian Prayer Meeting at the Pentagon
THAT russled some flag officer jimmies.
Monte Python music
>Stop that! You're being very silly!
Comet
It makes your teeth turn green
Comet
It tastes like Vasoline
Comet
It makes you vomit
So try some Comet
And vomit today
Just as long as you stop all Furry subscriptions and stop gooning to Vtubers.
The band music is a top level troll by Trump. How many troops have had to stand in the hot sun for an hour before some 2 star asshole gave a shit speech.
You know 30% of the room has to piss like a race horse, but can't go anywhere.
Anon has been a few places a few times and done some stuff.
Look at all these fuckers turning and talking to each other. They're supposed to be at parade rest in their seats.
I didn't hear the man call rest, so I'm gonna sit here and be a good boy. I don't want to loose my pass this weekend.
Sky Pilots are allowed to wear funny hats, but only while they're holding services, performing last rites etc.
Mofos stood up fast.
Kek
>Lurking
The line at the urinals is going to look like the men's room at Wrigley Field during a double-header game.
He's just brain-fucking their ear holes now. God, I love that man.
TL;DR of Trump's speech
Picrel
15 mins in Tard Jail for the Red Text fail anon. Rules are rules.
>Isn't that what we are using now? Sorry new here.. still learning.
I say this supportively and with good old fashioned Christian brotherly love; Lurk Moar
>There'll be no fishing today
Trips chek't
I don't see any hands raised. He's just gutting these fuckers.
He's daring them to expose themselves as globohomos, and they just have to sit there and take it or no retirement. Believe me, that's the only thing on their minds right now. That and they really, really have to piss now and this fucker just won't quit talking.
I've had to piss three times since Hegseth started talking. Imagine the pee-pee dances they're all doing in their seats. How much you want to bet that everyone from SOCOM in the room was smart enough to wear Depends?
Not allowed to leave their seats to plot amongst themselves. That's what 15 minutes of band music was about.
Shit be habbenin yo
MOAR BAND MUSIC
This is approaching Geneva Convention levels of torture.
Get on the bus. You can piss when you get to the detention center.
Good training men.
Carry on I'll be in the area all morning