https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/07/25/man-no-penis-admits-sexually-assaulting-two-women-thought-having/
Yesssss, yessss, the precious capitalist economy will be mine, alll mineee. hehehee Gasp Must have it, have it we must!
"What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?"
"Curse us and splash us! My precious is lost!"
"Curse it and crush it! We hates it forever!
“We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little deplorables. Wicked, tricksy, false!
>I know right? You're probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."
[In an Australian accent]
And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.