I AM CALLING FOR A FULL INTERNAL INVESTIGATION OF MY GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY
MY NAME IS AGENT D. HEAD, I AM THE LEAD INVESTIGATOR
>Is this the cat with a dick on it that they post in a meme? This is them in this aspect of things.
NO THAT'S MY DESKTOP, I EXPECT A REPORT ON IT ON MONDAY
>How is digital ID any different from current biofield surveillance?
I ONLY SHOW MY DIGITAL ID TO MY GIRLFRIEND, MY SERIAL NUMBER STARTS WITH A BIG ONE HAS DOUBLE DIGITS HANGING UNDERNEATH
MY GIRLFRIEND IS THE ONLY UNSOLVED MYSTERY, I JUST WISH TO LOOK A BIT DEEPER IN HER QUEEN SIZE ESTATE, MAYBE PUT A CROWN ON MY HEAD LIKE THE KING AND BE LORD OF THE RING
>You probably don't even own a good knife.
THAT WOULD LEAVE THIS MAGICIAN WITH TWO GIRLFRIENDS THANKS TO AN ANCIENT MAGIC TRICK
>You are attracted to fat slampigs.
YES HER FOREHEAD IS THE SIZE OF A BALCONY, I AM JUST PLAYING MY GUITAR MUSIC UNDERNEATH IT'S DO DAMN ROMANTIC
I WOULD ADVISE A ALUMINUM HEAD FOR YOUR DICK
I DON'T LIKE ALUMINUM, I WOULD PREFER TO USE MY GIRLFRIEND AS A HEAD, PUT THE ALUMINUM HEAD ON TOP OF HER HEAD AND SAY; EVEN MY HAT WEARS A HAT
>Engrish do I fucking speak it…correction
I DON'T LIKE ALUMINUM HATS, I WOULD PREFER TO USE MY GIRLFRIEND AS A HAT, PUT THE ALUMINUM HAT ON TOP OF HER HEAD AND SAY; EVEN MY HAT WEARS A HAT
I VOTE FOR MY GIRLFRIEND SHE IS WITH THE UP AND DOWN PARTY
SPREAD YOUR LANDING STRIPS BABE I AM ASKING PERMISSION FOR LANDING
I AM HAVING A BIG PIPE BOMB BETWEEN MY LEGS, WOULD BE A SHAME IF EXPLODED IN MY GIRLFRIEND'S FACE AND SEE DEBRIS ALL OVER HER FACE
>He was born with a penis.
MY GIRLFRIEND WAS BORN WITH A FOUNTAIN OF FORTUNE, I JUST WANNA THROW MY COINS INTO IT FOR GOOD LUCK
>Why are you such a cuck to women?
I AM JUST TROLLING MY GIRLFRIEND, I NEVER TALK TO OTHER WOMAN
I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND, I WANNA HAVE A CHAT WITH HER IN PUBLIC BUT WE COULD DO SOMETHING MORE PRIVATE
I ALL ANONS HAD A GIRLFRIEND, WE COULD LEAVE THE BOTS ALONE
I WANNA SEE SMOKING GIRLFRIEND, SHE CAN HOLD MY CIGAR AND TWO GLASSES OF WHISKEY
>What are some good live streams to watch I'm bored QR
I WONDER IF MY GIRLFRIEND CAN SETUP A LIVE STREAM FROM HER FOUNTAIN OF LIFE, THAT BE A SPRINKLING WATER BORE
I RECOMMEND ADJUSTING YOUR FORESKIN AND STOP EXPOSING YOUR ONE AND ONLY GANG MEMBER
>Is it just me or does internet feel like a kindergarten?
COME HERE LITTLE KIDDIES, ON MY LAP, GUESS WHO IS BACK WITH A BRAND NEW RAP?
AND I DON'T MEAN 'RAP' AS IN NEW CASE OF CHILD MOLESTATION ACCUSA— AH AH AH AH AH AH, NO WORRIES
have the Jews been using nukes?
https://english.almayadeen.net/articles/analysis/isisraelusing-small-nuclear-weapons-in-gaza-and-south-le
>Now make that into a full song
PAPA'S GOT A BRAND-NEW BAG OF TOYS, WHAT ELSE COULD I POSSIBLY DO TO MAKE NOISE?