Anonymous ID: 6a97d0 Oct. 8, 2025, 3:44 p.m. No.23711619   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

>>23711574

>support or financial relief

You have to stand on your own, Anon. There will be no material rewards or relief in this life. Be strong in the Lord.

 

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Anonymous ID: 6a97d0 Oct. 8, 2025, 5:27 p.m. No.23711983   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

>>23711965

>What happened to this guy?

Unfortunately he received a large bayonet, by current bayonet standards, in his rectum, of all places, and was grievously wounded. If he hadn't died of blood loss he would have succumbed to infection, Anon.

Anonymous ID: 6a97d0 Oct. 8, 2025, 5:31 p.m. No.23712004   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun   >>2011 >>2048

Authorities Warn Katie Porter Has Grown To 600 Feet And Is Currently Rampaging Through San Francisco

Politics

Oct 8, 2025

 

SAN FRANCISCO - The National Guard has been called to California's Golden City to neutralize a 600-foot-tall Katie Porter, who is apparently rampaging her way through San Francisco.

 

Porter, a frontrunner in California's gubernatorial race, reportedly began roaring and growing to an unusual size after a reporter asked her a question.

 

"You didn't ask her a question, did you? Oh no! She hates that!" cried Mayor Daniel Lurie as the hulking monstrosity smashed a giant hole in the the Transatlantic tower. "There's no stopping her now! Run! Run for your lives!"

 

"BLLAAAAWWWRRRGGHHHHH!" responded Porter before swallowing a cable car. "KATIE MAAAD! KATIE SMAAAAASH!"

 

Sources say the problems began a few days ago, when a journalist asked her a question about how she planned to win over voters. Porter responded by screeching like a Nazgรปl and growing several feet. Then later, a child asked Porter if she knew where the bathroom was, causing her to completely lose her mind and expand to a hulking 600-foot monster.

 

"KATIE NO LIKE QUESTIONS!" roared Katie. "BRAAWWWWWWRRRR!"

 

At time of publishing, Porter was seen swatting National Guard helicopters out of the sky and was still polling in 1st place for California Governor.

Anonymous ID: 6a97d0 Oct. 8, 2025, 5:39 p.m. No.23712026   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

>>23712016

>terribl thngs happun to lamb

Jesus himself loved eating lamb, Anon. It was part of his heritage to slaughter a Spring lamb.

[They] painted lamb's blood on their door frames, Clarice! Kek.