I'll go one better…
POTUS finishes opening remarks, then says, "I'd be remiss if I stole the spotlight by bringing the Q Anon movement into the public consciousness myself. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, John F. Kennedy Jr., Seth Rich, Julian Assange and Edward Snowden… TEAM Q!"
Your reply made me KEK out loud!
That was very well written! Top KEK!
They stole mine too, but eventually returned it.
I took it to a taxidermist and asked him to convert it into a keepsake.
A week later, he brings me a wallet.
"That's it?" (in my best Comey voice)
"But, it's not just an ordinary wallet," he replied.
"If you rub it, it turns into a suitcase!"