>The illusion of democracy.
You suffer with the illusion of sanity, Anon. Your writings speak of persecution. Are you a meth user or longtime alcoholic? There may be help for you available locally.
>Why am i living in gangstalked poverty?
It is very likely that you have failed to own your responsibilities and have learned to project your personal failings on others in order to protect your ego, Anon. People will do anything to protect their ego.
>What did Jonah do?
Gave in to his weakness to avoid serving Jehovah.
Jonah ended up serving Jehovah anyway.
>You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.
Kek. You'll learn why people over fifty deserve your respect.
>If Jonah being swallowed by a great fish is not literal, what does it really mean?
If you defy Jehovah's demands, you will pay a price and still end up meeting Jehovah's demands.
Preach to Nineveh
'No'
Get swallowed by a fish and spit out at Nineveh.
'OK, I'll preach to Nineveh'.
>that it does, 3 of them bad boys before a colonoscopy needed.
>don't plan on being far from the throne.
Then you get your colon inflated during the procedure. If you wake up early, you will laugh at the inhuman volume of flatulence.
> but in hours, the blockage is gone.
Perfect for an afternoon waterfight with the entire extended family, Anon,