>>23765539 (pb)
>Somebody came up with the idea of the paper clip many years ago. 1817.
MY GIRLFRIEND IS THE INVENTOR OF THE POST-IT'S, GTFO!!!
>He was literally an Operation Paperclip offspring. You are saying that you're gf is a born and raised genetic nazi. You're saying that you're a Leftist puppet for the Deep State.
>Let that sink in.
WHAT HAS MY GIRLFRIEND DONE WRONG??? SHE ONLY POSTED HER TITS, AND I WOULDN'T MIND POSTING MY PAPERCLIP INTO HER BOOK ON A LOVELY DAY SO WE CAN DO SOME PAPERWORK!!!
POST TITS OR GTFO
SHOW ME SOME REAL ID
POST-IT'S OR USE PAPERCLIPS
YEAH SURE LET'S PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE!!! PLACE YOUR BET!!!
>One that goes at least 30 years into the future!
YEAH HOW ABOUT 300 YEARS BECAUSE WE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER HEREAFTER!!!
>It that's true you will still be posting about your gf
YOU JUST TRUST THE PLAN, WHILE I TRUST MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
>Is everyone still enjoying the movie?
>Remember, people need to be shown, not told!
YEAH SURE, WERE IS MY BUCKET WITH POPCORN???
BEHAVE & BOOTH-HEAD, KEK
THOSE GIRLS BOTH LIKE WEAPONS AT NIGHT TIME!!!
LOVE IS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM, GOD MADE THE ELEPHANT OUT OF A MOSQUITO!!!
>groupies wat up …cillins
A cillín is a historic burial site in Ireland, primarily used for stillborn and unbaptized infants.
NIGHT TIME GIRLS ROCK MY COCK
CUTE JUNGLE BUNNY
I GONNA HAVE TO MERRY MY GIRLFRIEND, FIND THE WIFI CODE AND CONNECT THIS MOFO!!!
TWO MORE WEEKS!!!
NIGGER I CLICKED THAT SHIT
14 DAYS
>I run Canada through this board. Ty.
OMG AFLB IS BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
IDS DA FUNGUS ALL OVER AGIN
SHUT THE FUCK UP, TROLL!!!
>Stay safe out there plz <3
I AM GOING TO BORE A TUNNEL UNDERNEATH MY BED TO CHINA, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
>correct its a bore
YEAH, I AM GONNA HAVE TO SHOW MY GIRLFRIEND THE DRILL BITS FIRST!!! I THINK SHE LOVES THIS CATERPILLAR!!!
>for some reason shills gravitate to 8kun & 8ch.net pretentd 9ch.net is not there, gonna mirror something let's see 9kun
THERE IS 12 HOURS ON THE CLOCK AND I ONLY GOT LIKE 7 MINUTES!!!
>then there were none
>wheres your vittles cum frum
>horn werms daddio
WE GOT SOME KIND OF THIRD WHEEL TROUBLE, AND I HAVE NO BREAKS!!!
IDS FULL O ILLEGAL ALIUMS
YOUR 3RD WHEEL IS A RUNFLAT
I HAVE MY DOUBTS ABOUT THE TWO WEEKS THING
ZAP THEM BLACK ASSES
>Can anyone explain why Atlas/3i appears to be fucking gigantic?
IT'S A FREE ENERGY DEVICE, PRIME ATLANTIANS!!!
I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA RED TEXTER
TWO MORE WEEKS AND I MIGHT HAVE A RUSKY WITH HER FINGER ON THE TRIGGER!!! YAHOOOOOOOO!!!
I FINGERED HER RUSKY LAST NITE
>How is your girlfriend, wife and children?
YOU REPLYING TO A TROLL TROLLING ALONG WITH ME ON TOR!!! EVERYONE IS DOING JUST FINE!!!
>you already have my tools for free energy
>PURPLE TEXT ITALICS ON A LINE
YEAH NICE, I SEE TO MUCH RED TEXT!!! THANKS, SEE YA!!!
>the illuminated clouds of gases
MY FARTS WAS ILLUMINATED LAST NITE
I TOOK A SHAT BY CANDLE LIGHT
WAS ROMANTIC
I GUESS YOU CONTROL THE REDDIT NODES TOO!!!
I GOT FREE DONUTS WITH MY BOOSTERS
>DD DUNKIN DOUBLE MEANINGS DO EXIST
YEAH, MY GIRLFRIEND(S), KEK *NO SWEETHEART I AM JUST KIDDING DONT HIT ME WITH THE REMOTE!!!
REDDIT NODES DON'T SURF
GIVE ME THAT REMOTE BABE, I WANNA WATCH 'FRIENDS' CAUSE I GOT NONE
STOP LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT UP
>: CHOICE.
I CHOOSE MY GIRLFRIEND AND WILL VOTE ON HER IN THE NEXT ELECTION, I WANT HER TO BECOME MY DICTATOR AND TIE TO ME TO MY BED!!! HALLELUJA
WE ARE ALL FRENZ HERE AT EGLIN AFB
BASED
WE LUBS U TOO BUT NO ANALSEX OK?
IMAGINE THE SMELL
IS THERE LIFE ON YOUR ANUS?
CUBICLE 9 DROP IN TO SAY HI
DAYUUUUM DAT POST GOT SHOAH'D
MY GIRLFRIEND OR…
I AM THE MITCHY YOU NEED, NOT WANT
I MADE IT THROUGH BASIC RED TEXTING
SE Y'ALL NEXT BREAD FOR SOME FAFO FUN