GM Frenz
You know what time it is? It's time for the maestro of bowel movements to blow out the most epic dump craft you've ever seen. Nobody has bigger or more impressive morn'n bowel movements than SP. Your tiny little droppings can't hold a candle to what I blow out.
Nobody.
That's why all the little mimics imitate me and pretend to be me. They wish they could blow out the same legendary status morning bowel movements.
Human-made climate change is affecting the deepest regions of outer space so send us a bunch of money and we'll fix it
The only way to fix them is to get rid of them all