==EPIPHANY ALERT!!!=
It just occurred to me that you’re all a bunch of foreign nationals whose job it is to demoralize Trump supporters and make us look like whacky conspiracy theorists by spreading arbitrary clockfaggotry, ludicrous soonisms, and never ending trust-the-planings, no matter the situation, and regardless of whether Trump is objectively right (deportations) or objectively wrong (protecting Epstein clients).
Wow, it literally all makes sense now.