>This is the slowest, dumbest and most certainly the most boring nothing burger plan ever. And now you know.
I AGREE, MY GIRLFRIEND IS THE DUMBEST BLOND AND SHE CHOOSE BY FAR THE SLOWEST WAY TO GET TO BED TOGETHER BUT ONLY BY THEN WILL IT BECOME A BORING PLAN, GOING INTO HER WITH MY DRILL HAMMER TO MATCH THE PERFECT DIAMETER BORE HOLE AND PLUG IT WITH LIQUID NAILS!!!