You CHUCKLEFUCKS need to put the CONSPIRACY THEORIES down and start building a life that SOME woman is going to want to be a part of.
That means no more clockfaggotry.
No more wasting time planefagging.
So be a fucking man for once in your miserable lives. Get a haircut. Brush your teeth. Consume lean meats and dairy instead of just continuing to stuff your face with hot pockets and guzzling mountain dew code red. Go to the gym. Rent an apartment. Start having some self respect and maybe - if you aren’t still too ugly - MAYBE a girl will let you take her out to dinner.