Whoa, that's exactly the solution I wasn't looking for. What do you call one of those?
Your old traditions hold you back, old man. Red dot sights are like when bread started getting sliced. It's like those assholes that want to drive stick shift instead of automatic or at least paddles.
In general, it's apparently called an Adapter Plate. I like that name better. Only a noob would want to put a reticle right on the pistol slide.
Women who do the makeup shotgun look like picrel after crying so that's probably why. Not to defend her or anything. She gives me weird vibes.