Where's the bruising? If you fall hard enough to require stitches you're going to bruise like a peach.
Burning his face on hot donut cheese is more plausible that falling without bruising.
>>23858852
At least it still has a foreskin.
a bottle or glass. If that dude passed out and fell dead weight on his face the swelling would be there for weeks. No yellowing from a healed bruise either.
>>23858867
How to get a head…
"It was established he had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up that led to Senator Fetterman feeling light-headed, whilst out for a walk, falling to the ground and hitting his face with minor injuries," a statement from his office said.
A glass has been shoved in his face.
Mogg has written a strongly worded parchment which has been sent by carrier Pidgeon to William Gladstone.
Move out of the room with the smart meter and build a lead line box to cover it with. The power company will moan they can't read the meter so take it off once a month for reading the meter.
Seems the administration is moving away from hardcore MAGA players and is ready to absorb the democrats.
get one of these and line it with lead sheets.
The BBC will have to settle out of court or face annihilation. People in the UK will be paying the compensation through the licence fee.
End the Licence fee NOW!
how dare you presume the gender of those skeletons kek
where's the Leo meme's?
You never see him.
He's already kicked Mary to the kerb to appease the Muslims. Next step to unify the Catholics and protestants. Then all the churches. Last Pope.
I'm going to bed to watch Archi Bunker and eat cheez whiz and potato chip sandwiches and I'm not even American…