"Ladies and Gentlemen. As your President and Commander in Chief, it is my duty to announce some sad and sick news. I encourage you to have your children leave the room if they are with you, for what you're about to hear is truly disturbing, evil, and sick. Very sad news, and I am deeply disturbed and heartbroken. I declare that the Storm has now arrived and, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Swamp runs deep. We are getting some sick creeps out of our government at all levels. These men and women are truly ssck people"