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Oh boy, frens, buckle up for the November 20, 2025 edition of “The Left Melts Faster Than A Snowflake In A Microwave.” Today’s episode of Reality vs. Blue-Hair Delululand was an absolute clown show:
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Karoline Leavitt Presser Nuclear Roast Session
New White House Press Sec Karoline Leavitt walked into the briefing room swinging a flamethrower. Highlights:
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September jobs report came in hotter than AOC’s hot takes—more than DOUBLE expectations. Economy so strong even CNN had to admit it through gritted teeth.
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Government shutdown accidentally proved the Department of Education is just a $80-billion money-laundering operation for teachers’ unions. “It doesn’t teach a single kid” — direct quote that made every blue-check education PhD spontaneously combust.
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Called a freshly elected communist congresscritter exactly what he is (because NY voters apparently wanted Caracas on the Hudson).
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Torched Democrat congresscreatures for releasing a literal “please mutiny against Trump” video to active-duty troops. Karoline straight-up accused them of inciting violence and daring the fake-news media to care. Spoiler: they didn’t.
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Democrats Openly Call for Military Coup, Then Cry When Called Traitors
Hakeem “Eyebrows of Mass Destruction” Jeffries, Nancy Pelosi, and the rest of the geriatrics dropped a video telling soldiers to ignore “illegal orders” from the incoming commander-in-chief. Trump responded with the only appropriate energy: “SEDITION. LOCK THEM UP. DEATH PENALTY EVEN.” The left immediately clutched pearls and screamed “he’s threatening violence!” — the same people who just told the military to stage a coup. Peak clownworld.
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Dick Cheney’s Funeral Turns Into Never-Trumper Palooza
Literally every swamp creature who ever stabbed Trump in the back showed up to cry over Darth Cheney. Trump and Vance not invited, obviously. Anons are calling it “the annual DC Traitors Reunion & Backstab Awards.”
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Climate Summit Pavilion Mysteriously Catches Fire
COP30 in Brazil—because nothing says “stop global warming” like flying private jets to the Amazon—had a massive fire break out in the main pavilion. Mother Nature apparently sent her regards with a flamethrower. Greta seen quietly deleting her “How Dare You” speech.
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Democrat Congresswoman Caught Stealing $5 Million in FEMA Money
Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick now facing expulsion after DOJ charged her with looting hurricane relief funds. But remember: Trump is the real criminal for mean tweets.
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Bonus Meltdowns
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Elizabeth “Private Equity Is Bad” Warren rage-tweeted about private equity looting nursing homes while her own party loots FEMA.
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Verizon fires 13,000 people right before Thanksgiving—guess the “Can you hear me now?” guy finally heard the layoff notice.
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California judge releases two accused murderers because… reasons.
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Dems still screaming about “threats to democracy” while openly begging the military to overthrow an elected president. The irony is thicker than Fetterman’s hoodie.
In summary: The left spent the day openly calling for insurrection, getting absolutely bodied by a 30-something press secretary, and watching their entire narrative collapse faster than the COP30 pavilion. They are not okay. They have never been less okay. Pass the popcorn—this cope is gourmet.