I LOVE MY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND, IT IS GOING TO BE SO LOVELY WHEN I SEE HER AGAIN!!! LMFAO!!!
>These miss Universe competitions are so honest guys!
MY LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND IS MY ONLY MISS UNIVERSE CAUSE I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH, LMFAO!!!
>Well then! Go pick up miss Chile, your blonde mistress! I bet she needs a boyfriend and can't just wait for someone to approach her!
MY OWN LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND LOOKS JUST LIKE HER IN MANY WAYS BUT SHE IS ONE OF KIND TO ME!!! THE ONLY ONE, LMFAO!!!
A 'RED HOT CHILI PEPPER', LMFAO!!!
>You know, red text, there's many women in the sea. Move on and find the next one, because there's always a next one and there's always the probability that the next one will be better than the one before.
NO, MY OWN LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND IS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME AND I WILL LOVE HER LIKE NO OTHER FOREVER MORE, I AM JUST WAITING FOR HER ALONE!!! LMFAO!!!
>KEK. Whatever, red text. Let's say for a second you're telling the truth, which I'm willing to bet most people here know you're not, and you really are heartbroken. You do realize you're displaying the very behavior of why she chose not to be with you anymore, right?
MY HEART IS FULL OF LOVE THANKS TO MY OWN DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND I FELL IN LOVE WITH AND SHE IS THE ONE WHO TOLD ME OVER THIRTY YEARS AGO THAT WE ARE GOING TO MARRY AND SHE REMINDED ME OF HERSELF IN HERE, LMFAO!!!
>It's raining tards.
>There's no umbrella
MAYBE I AM THE UMBRELLA MAN THEN CAUSE IT IS ALWAYS SUNNY UNDER MY DOME!!! LMFAO!!!
>What about your jewish-indian-aryan girlfriend? Did you marry her too?
I HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT THESE KIND OF DESCRIPTIONS, MY GIRLFRIEND IS JUST A DUMB BLONDE THAT I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH SINCE WE MET OVER THIRTY YEARS AGO AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER ALONE!!! LMFAO!!!
>One does not light a lamp and stick it under a bowl.
JUST SPIN THE BOWL REALLY FAST AND IT WILL LIGHT UP UNDERNEATH SOON ENOUGH!!! IF YOU ARE LUCKY YOU MIGHT SEE A DIM REFLECTION OF THIS MOST BRIGHT SOURCE, LMFAO!!!
>hello vati/muh girlfriend.
I ONLY TALK ABOUT MY LOVELY DUMB BLONDE GIRLFRIEND 99% OF THE TIME AND ARE NOT SPAMMING ANY NONSENSE BESIDES MY DECLARATIONS OF LOVE FOR HER ALONE!!! LMFAO!!!
>I used to have a friend who was always whining about his ex, until someone put a hole in his face.
>Damn shame.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ABOUT THIS??? YOU SHOULD TELL SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK!!! LMFAO!!!
>i bet she a fake blonde
MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BLOND HAIR SINCE LONG BEFORE WE ACTUALLY MET, AND ALL THE PICTURES I HAVE SEEN OF HER SHOW BLOND HAIR SO I AM PRETTY SURE SHE IS A REAL DUMB BLONDE AND DO LOVE HER VERY MUCH EITHER WAY!!! LMFAO!!!
I KNOW VERY WELL WHO MY OWN LOVELY BLONDE GIRLFRIEND IS, AND I CAN ASSURE YOU ALL DO NOT HAVE A CLUE ABOUT HER!!! LMFAO!!!
>No, her hair got darker during the years you didn't see her!
I HAVE SEEN MULTIPLE PICTURES OF HER OVER THE YEARS, THERE IS NO WAY SHE NOT A DUMB BLONDE ANYMORE BUT I WOULD LOVE HER EITHER WAY, LMFAO!!!
JUST KEEP RUNNING YOUR MOUTHS IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!! LMFAO!!!
Red Hot Chili Peppers -Californication
LMFAO!!!
CRY ME A RIVER!!! LMFAO!!!