SECWAR will address this immediately, I'm sure.
9 Is not a prime number
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Well, no, silly.
Mr. Grizzly s a very refined and respectable bear with Good paying job, a wife and child. He has a gorgeous home on the hill overlooking the river, (and great fishing spot) which just happens to be located on Wood Crest Lane. Purely coincidental. There is nothing loose about this grizzly. No sirree.
After a particularly rough day at work, Mr. Grizzly came home in a bad mood, ready for a beer, only to find his damn wife out Christmas shopping, again, with that useless good-for-nothing kid who couldn't pass a class to save his life.
In addition, upon entering his home, he noticed a few things were out of place: A chair was tipped over and broken, his tea cup spilled as if placed down too quickly (Lord knows he liked his tea HOT). The covers on his bed were messed up, as if someone had been sleeping there. (The nerve!) But most importantly, there was no beer waiting for him next to his chair. Furthermore, there was none in the fridge. GGGGGrrrrrrr!
Already in a bad mood, this was the final straw. He decided it had to be that golden haired school girl he kept seeing on his property. Fired up and ready to have a Come to Jesus talk with her, he quickly set out to look for her.
When he finally found her, he was truly worked up into a mad state. He raced to take her down. As mad as he was, he barely noticed the others standing around, and certainly not the two people he brushed past so closely they could feel his fur on their skin. He was mad! He was seeing red.
He will tell you that he may/may not have harmed some people. He may/may not have achieved his objective in getting to the Golden Haired Girl. And he may/may not be on the local Most Wanted" list as a result of his actions. But what he can tell you is that he barely got away with his life. Once reality set in, he realized he was in danger. It was too peopley there. This was why he lived in the woods to begin with: to get away from people''. He high-tailed it out of there as fast as he could.
While Mr. Grizzly is not willing to speak to the press at this time, know that he is sorry for his actions. He has since calmed down and returned home to Wood Crest Lane, and his wife and child. Once again, refuting the online stories that he lives a "loose" life.
No sirree, not Mr. Grizzly.
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