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November 22, 2025 — The Left's Reality Allergy Flare-Up Edition: Where Socialists High-Five Billionaires, Terror-Funding Welfare Gets the Boot, and Europe's "Green" Dream Burns Hotter Than a Somali Medicaid Check.

1. Trump & Commie Mayor-Elect Mamdani: From "Fascist!" to Bromance in 60 Seconds Flat

In a plot twist funnier than Hillary's emails, President Trump welcomed NYC's democratic socialist mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani to the Oval Office for a love-fest that left MAGA jaws on the floor and blue-checks rage-tweeting into therapy sessions. Trump: "We agree on more than I thought—housing, crime, affordability!" Mamdani, who once called Trump a "despot," got rescued by the Prez from gotcha questions: "Why'd you fly here? Trains are greener!" Trump jumps in: "It's quicker, folks—I'll stick up for ya!" Irony level: Peak, as the guy who threatened to defund NYC now praises the guy who wants free buses and rent freezes. AOC somewhere: "This is cultural appropriation of my schtick!"

1. MTG Quits Congress After Trump Spat: "Great News for the Country," Says the Boss

Marjorie Taylor Greene drops the mic: Resigning Jan. 5, 2026, after clashing with Trump over Epstein files and foreign policy. In her tearjerker statement: "Standing up for raped trafficking victims shouldn't make me a traitor!" Trump, ever the charmer, tells ABC: "Great news! She's happy now." From loyalist to "cast aside by MAGA Inc."—because nothing says "winning" like your base eating itself alive. Dems: "See? Trump's a bully!" Reality: She picked a fight with the guy who just won 50 states.

1. Trump Nukes TPS for Minnesota Somalis: "Billions Missing, Gangs Terrorizing—It's OVER!"

Citing the state's role as Al-Shabaab's top ATM via Medicaid fraud (largest funder: MN taxpayers!), Trump immediately terminates Temporary Protected Status for Somalis in Tim Walz's fraud paradise. "Send 'em back!" he thunders on Truth Social. Walz whines: "Islamophobic attack!" But with only 705 affected nationwide? It's less deportation, more symbolic boot to blue-state virtue-signaling. Bonus: Ties right back to that "Feeding Our Future" scam—77 defendants and counting. Ilhan Omar's donors: Suddenly very interested in aviation careers.

1. EU's "Green" Energy Scam Ruled Illegal—By Their Own Rules, No Less

Ex-Austrian FM Karin Kneissl drops truth bombs on RT: Brussels' $750B US LNG binge to ditch cheap Russian gas? Straight-up violates the Treaty of Lisbon. "Self-defeating dependence," she calls it, as Europeans freeze and bills skyrocket. Irony: The bloc that lectures on climate flew private jets to COP (then watched their pavilion burn) now breaks its own laws for Uncle Sam's overpriced juice. Putin chuckles: "Most popular leader in the world," per Tucker. EU citizens: Pass the firewood.

1. LA Port Inferno: Because Nothing Says "Supply Chain Win" Like a Floating Bonfire

Massive electrical blaze erupts below deck on the 1,100-ft container ship One Henry Hudson at the Port of LA—100+ firefighters, hazmat teams, even an explosion for flair. All 23 crew safe, but hazardous cargo's cooking. Mayor Bass: "Monitoring closely." Anons: "Global warming's revenge?" Or just another day in Biden's "Build Back Better" legacy—ports clogged, now literally on fire. China watching: "Thanks for the discount shipping!"

1. Ukraine Graft-palooza: Zelensky's Shadow Puppet Might Actually Swing

New scandal: Illegal sale of Chernomorsk port's maintenance facility. Fingers point to Andrey Yermak, Zelensky's "real power broker," in a graft probe that could topple the clown car regime. Putin responds to Trump's 28-point peace plan with a shrug: "Criminal gang on golden potties." Meanwhile, House blasts socialism hours before Trump's Mamdani meet—86 Dems join the "Horrors of Socialism" resolution. Hillary, seething: Likens Trump to Neville Chamberlain. Us: Girl, your hubby sold uranium to Russia—betrayal called.

1. Quick-Hit Cope Fuel

• BBC slapped with $1.3B hit from mass license fee boycotts—karma for "mostly peaceful" riots coverage?

• Killery demands Trump deposition while dodging her own—classic deflection.

• Supreme Court green-lights Texas redistricting: GOP win, Dems cry "voter suppression!"

• Silver deficit hits 1.347B oz—stackers rejoice, fiat clowns sweat.

• Tomorrow: 62nd JFK anniversary. QClock: "It's Over." Coincidence? Never.

Verdict: The Left's "resistance" is now a group hug with their bogeyman, their welfare empires fund jihadis (oops), and Europe's eco-fantasy is legally toast. Trump's not even unpacked yet, and the swamp's already a dumpster fire—literal and figurative. Entertainment value: Oscar-worthy. Irony: Black hole levels. Frens, if this is the cope before inauguration, Thanksgiving's gonna need extra gravy.