Holy shit. Just listened to RHCP - Californication and saw the lyrics for the first time.
Son of a……. it was in front of us this whole time but only now that the spell is broken can I begin to understand what he was saying.
"first born unicorn…. hardcore soft porn…."
Even weirder still is that I tasted cocaine in my mouth as I listened to the song. I haven't touched that shit in 10 years (and never will again.) Wow.