Anonymous ID: 977239 Nov. 26, 2025, 1:24 a.m. No.23904322   🗄️.is 🔗kun

So three gay guys meet by chance at a funeral home as each of their lovers has recently died.

The first says he is having his lover cremated and will spread his ashes in the mountains because his lover loved camping and hiking. The other two gush over how wonderful this is.

The second one announces his lover will be cremated as well and because he loved surfing and scuba diving his ashes would be spread in the ocean. Of course the others gush at how beautiful this is.

The third one announces his lover will be cremated as well but that his ashes would be cooked into a big pot of chili. The other two are appalled by this and as why on Earth he would do such a thing. He replies that he wants to feel his lover tear his ass up ONE MOAR TIME!

Bada bing! Bada boom!

I'll be here all night!

Don't forget to tip your waiter!