The White House will quash this silly larp by the weekend.

Your tears are going to be glorious.

Qlarp is almost over.

Here comes (your) pain!

Here, you guys are going to need this when the WH reveals how gullible you've been with this larp.

The five stages of grief:

denial

anger

bargaining

depression

acceptance

You're going to pass through each one of these very soon. Just know that it's normal.