Mr. Pig defeats all challengers like Charles Atlas defeats punks who kick sand! America is winning!
I'd praise Mr. Pig again just to see a CodeMonkey girl one last time.
Girl's gonna need two peach baskets an' a wheelbarrow just to walk out an' check the mail ev'ry day fo' thirty years.
>is it wrong for muh board to have a mascot?
Mr. Pig represents a fine line of mascots, Anon.
o7
RIP L'il Fighter.
>it's a fucking ufo you stupid suit wearing retardedniggerfaggots
They're trying to sell something old with a new label!
>board mascot should be a nice set of tits like these
Cats are more common and easier to care for, Anon. Female cats have more nipples.
Shall you compare Mr. Pig to a summer's day, Anon? T'is a consummation devoutly to be wished.
This is the modern language of weak minds forced to hold meetings and trying desperately to impress while possessing limited skillsets.
>Arrest somebody. With these ineffective judicial actions you are making fools out of real Americans.
>Talk talk and more talk, always pointing out crimes but nothing effectual ever happens.
>They are laughing at you, plotting the destruction of the American system and you are losing with talk.
Are you approaching a precipice, Anon?
If you know, you know. Thank you Mr. Pig.
You'd better hope that is a cotton suit with activated charcoal filtration, Anon. Have you considered the Pleiadean diet?
>that's what I call a real anal probe
That's also why intact tusks from Columbian Mammoths are so rare and valuable.
>wtf is she thinking with her ass hanging out
Some time ago her ass helped make her what she is. She has not yet realized that she is not who she was. Unfortunately she has nothing else.