When do the thousands of sleepers get activated, to begin attacking random soft targets across the country? When the shooting starts and the death begins, I am going jump out from behind my cover, to shout loudly at my attackers-
“ I am a researcher who deals in open-source information, reasoned argument, and dank memes! I do battle in the sphere of ideas and ideas only! I neither need nor condone the use of force in my work here!”
I will then shout “I’m comfy!” And quickly dive back under cover.