Breaking: We are all going to die. Some sooner, some later than others. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The other night I had a pot induced dream of a zip-tied baby Jesus. It foretold what cometh.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2025/12/01/nativity-display-at-left-wing-church-includes-zip-tied-baby-jesus-roman-soldiers-as-ice-agents/