New! Instead of texting iPhone to iPhone.. why not brain chip to brain chip? You don’t even need to call home anymoar. Just think of the person and their brain chip instantly receives it. Worried about your children? No prollem, we’ve got you covered with a family plan. You can easily and safely chip your children and instantly know their whereabouts and what they’re thinking. The best part? Children get their chips free of charge! *

Did Jimmy fall in the well, again? Now, you don’t have to wonder if you are truly understanding Lassie correctly, with the family brain chip unit, it’s crystal clear. Every family gets their very own channel so it doesn’t interfere with the neighbor’s chips.

Daughter have a new boyfriend? Wanna keep her safe? Just enter his chip id and get access to his thoughts and whereabouts also. You can also call in and have him bring her home when it gets close to curfew.

Call know and we’ll include a Spanish language download for free, and you will be fluent in Spanish instantly.

The procedures are done by robots in an outpatient clinic or convenient booths, near you!

*number of free children’s chips per family is currently unlimited until supplies last.