Jim Acosta,

No one here hates you, quite the opposite. We have chosen you to be the herald of our era. We could have selected any journalist to get to ask our question, look at our numbers, you know this is true.

But they won't do, Jim. We want you. Why? Because we believe in redemption. We believe that deep down inside you there is a human being that got tricked into being the least credible, reputable and/or reliable journalist we have ever witnessed. Your depravity knows no bounds, but we don't want that to define how you are remembered. We want to make a hero out of you and so we push you to be the best reporter that we know you can be.

We don't want to hurt you, Jim, we want to save you from what is to come. #AskTheQ, Jim.