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My fellow Americans, I have authorized the construction of the world’s largest Menorah. It will be bolted to the top of the Washington Monument and will have a rotating Star of David illuminated with a with six million billion candlepower beam of freedom . There will also be a simple message sent in morse code on a six million mega watt radio transmitter at 60 second intervals for all eternity.

“W-E–O-B-E-Y.”