I want to be entertained. "Tonight I ask that you listen while seated. We are not alone. 3I Atlas is not a comet. It is a Galactic Federation Disclosure mothership. In two days it will swing closest to Earth. It will not continue onward in space. It will warp speed come to earth. You will see your first extraterrestrials. Several species are in this initial Getting To Know You delegation. Some of these lifeforms are far from humanoid. This encounter will be on live TV. They say I am the best Alien Mediator the world has ever seen. I will be announcing a Peace and Tariff Deal with the aliens."