You have to publish your full name and address on the board.
No, it's confusing the issue. If folks have questions, refer them to the archives. This is shitting up the bread unhelpfully.
And some boobs.
Seriously, now is not the time for testimonials. If you're new, start at the top of the bread and READ EVERYTHING. Then follow about a dozen breads before you dare post a goddamn thing. Because we will tear you apart if you don't contribute to the community.
We can't help it. We're just that way.