tyb
>“Anti-semitism used to mean somebody who didn’t like Jews. Now it just means somebody Jews don’t like,"
> I want my new Fed Chairman to lower Interest Rates if the Market is doing well
GREENSPAN TRIED THAT IN 1996. THE OUTCOME OF THAT IS WELL UNDERSTOOD
IMAGINE STILL BEING THIS WAY
IN 2025
>I'M A BIG KNOWITALL AND I CAN PREDICT TEH NEXT ELECTION COZ I'M SO SMART
>Korea’s first commercial space launch attempt fails as Hanbit-Nano rocket appears to explode after liftoff
SPACE LASERS OBVIOUSLY
>BREAKING: Stephen Colbert now the #1 suspect in the Epstein Files.
I'M SHOCKED
I TELL YOU
>NASA’s Van Allen Probes revealed that VLF signals, transmitted from ground-based sources—are leaking into space and interacting with high-energy particles.
THIS AKTCHUALLY SOUNDS DANGEROUS
fuck the book
<what the fuck is that?
>NORAD can track Santa but hijacked passenger planes are real tricky.