You want to imitate me, right, mimics? Well, convert the audiobook of the Bible to 64kbs ATRAC3+ so it'll fit on 9 80-minute minidiscs formatted to HI-LP mode. Then you'll be just like me because I'm willing to bet I'm the only one on Earth at this moment that has done that.

Well, maybe not the only one that has the Bible on minidisc, but the only one on Earth that has those files that way. Niggers. Yeah, I said it.