The US Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps at Camp Blaz, Guam, last week convicted former first lady (man) Michelle Obama (Michael Robinson) of treason and murder for hire, sentencing him to hang to death for his crimes, Real Raw News has learned.
As reported last January, US Special Forces arrested Robinson at the Harbor View Hotel on Martha’s Vineyard, where they found him sharing a bed with a 27-year-old Caucasian male escort. Robinson was fully naked with his ding-a-ling wagging around when he told Special Forces, “None of you will live to tell. You’re disposable like Joan Rivers.”
Robinson was initially taken to JAG’s Pensacola headquarters, where he underwent medical evaluations that proved he was born a biological male—his phallus being the obvious smoking gun. After refusing to answer questions and invoking his right to remain silent, Robinson was shipped to Blaz, where he defecated on a cell floor and frequently exposed himself to staff, earning him a prolonged stay in solitary confinement, where he stayed for nearly a year.
Per our sources, Robinson’s guilt stems in part from evidence that Robinson indeed hired an assassin to murder Rivers while she was undergoing a routine endoscopy at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York when she inexplicably stopped breathing. Rivers, 81 at the time of her death, wasn’t young, but plenty of older people have successful endoscopic examinations without dying suddenly. Even Rivers’ daughter, Melissa of Little House on the Prairie fame, had cast doubt on the coroner’s claim that her mother had died of “brain damage caused by lack of oxygen during the procedure.”
In the weeks preceding her death, Rivers had publicly said Barack Hussein Obama was a homosexual and that Michelle Obama was a transgender, citing the latter’s appearance on an episode of the Ellen Degenerate show in which Robinson’s schlong was unmistakably visible beneath a pair of skintight white pants. Rivers, a Hollywood and political insider, used her voice to expose the truth—and was silenced for it.
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