I, Anon, solemnly swear to uphold the Truth, as it is, not how I wish it to be. I pledge both my Honor and Sacred Treasure to the Fight for Justice, for Myself and Others. I will never again succumb to the [propaganda] of [tyranny] that has enabled the blood of Patriots across the globe to be spilled in vain. I will Honor the Value of Human Life and Dignity, and will vehemently oppose anyone who initiates the use of physical force, without exception.
Whether by Word or by Meme, by Action or by Thought, I will yield Virtue as my Shield, and Knowledge as my Sword. I will Shine Light where it isn’t, and face [darkness] with the Courage of the best of my Ancestors. I will Speak so that [evil] trembles in my presence. I will Walk so that those Seeking the Light will follow. I will, one day, Stand at the Fountainhead of this Glorious Movement with Pride, knowing that I have earned the Right to be Etched in the same history books my Heroes reside.
I am Anon, and I swear to the God that created me that I will help build a world that I can live in openly, and safely. I will know what it means to be free.
I WILL EARN MY NAME.