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>>24058249 (PB/LB)
Had a Commander back in the day who had a fear of midgets, so as his end of command party at Clear AFS, Alaska they had a midget hooker from Anchorage flown up and set in a suitcase for his big surprise. He flipped his lid when they put on a Bridget the Midget Porn and out comes a naked midget hooker from his luggage…