Anonymous ID: 6273ef Jan. 2, 2026, 11:24 a.m. No.24061872   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>24061825

Never. Not once in the entirety of human history. We are excited to find you are excited to tackle that calculation for us. We have been waiting years for you. Please get back to us quickly with your qualified analysis.

Anonymous ID: 6273ef Jan. 2, 2026, 11:35 a.m. No.24061923   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>2321

>>24061866

I'm sure it's a huge conspiracy against you by the gubment with cooperation from the plebians and lesser alien factions. Nothing like those things has ever happened to anyone else since the beginning of time…. Holy shit, what did you do to piss them off so badly?

I will now play my special rendition of "my heart bleeds for you"… But I don't think I can post this format.