i dont think we need a "welcome newfags" portal at all.
Make a /qresearch/ welcome that lays out our rules.
Then they will immediately be us.
>total free speech (per US law)
>everyone is anonymous
>every post has equal weight (no one anon is above another)
>lurk (silence is golden)
>posts must contribue productively
>it's am image board
>tfw trusting the plan