ATTENTION FAGGOTS
Attempt at producing newfag friendly material that captures the essence. Comments solicited. Inspired by, and rips of text from >>2405173
Fugg gotta line up some corners brb
with feng shui adjustments. what do you think?
Possible more realistic alternate in the coming days and weeks
Thanks fam. Took me way too long. Was thinking we had to have some kinda nice material for newfags amongst the barrage they're going to be receiving.
>I'm just not understanding how they are gonna understand anything!
That's why when I read >>2405173 I had an epiphany and realized if I cut that off halfway through it would be the lube for the upcoming reality horsecock for many of these. I don't mean to roll out a welcome mat, just provide a conceptual framework for existence here, preferably a lurking existence. Plus only boomers have ever put together a puzzle and empathize with that text. Few Xers or millenials have put together a jigsaw puzzle.
Also, don't forget Q's original trip on halfchan was Matlock, the quintessentially boomer show in the first place.
Women were a mistake. Q predicted this.