>I have to call it a night
The onset of explosive diarrhea in public is an out of body experience.
I found out how to get drug addicts to join the military. You gotta ban drugs for any other purpose besides fighting for their country. Imagine all these meth-heads, crackheads, and heroin users who don't feel pain, can lift a car above their head, and never need to sleep fighting our enemies.
Huh? I'm giving addicts an opportunity to die with honor instead of in their own vomit, piss, and shit in an alley.
Only 5% of addicts actually make it out.
And you can use rapists to clear out minefields.