Mornin' Sam… Another Day at the Office.
>It's gigantic. Michelle Obama's dick is very, very big. The truth matters.
The problem having a big dick is that women talk, and they all want a ride on it.
When you find the one woman that you are very into, part of you knows that they may sell you out when they hear that some other guy has a bigger dick. Or when the wife of one of your friends asks you over for drinks when their husbands are away. How do you tell you friend that his wife is a ho?
Mornin' Ralph… Please pass the Covfefe.