NASA guy is like "safety of the astronauts is always our number 1 priority".

Other than strapping them on a big bottle rocket and launching into the void, safety is #1

-The nose is strategically positioned just above the mouth such that anything running from the nose ends up in the mouth.

-Fingers designed to fit into nostrils, complete with fingernails to scrape out snot.

-Kids don't learn to eat their boogers, it's instinctive.

-Kids who eat their boogers are healthier than those that don't.

There are no coincidences. Boycott Kleenex.