TYB
>>24132332
Satanists.
They're pretty cool.
Most christians are really rude to me.
>>24132339
Gotta keep Channel Fear alive to keep the imaginary money printer going brrrrrr…
It's really the smell that would get to me. I don't want to begin to imagine the taste.
But hey, to each their own I guess.
I'm not really sure germs are even real anymore, to be honest.
Yeah, but it's not really a proper ass eating unless there's tongue. No thanks. Have fun though.
Israel is gonna be a tough egg to crack.
Lot's of 'splainin to do.
Don't worry, I did my homework.
I'm pretty sure the story Jesus was at least gay, or am I the only one reading that into it?
"Don't cast your pearls before swine…"
Weird way to say that.
You know from my perspective I can't prove any of this actually existed before 1985. That's when history begins for me.
My first memory is at a Chuck E. Cheese in California, so that's when the universe began.
Hey, escape Plato's Cave and prove me wrong…
They need a bronze serpent in the Messiah before everyone stops fighting.
They're God's time keepers that make sure the original story is unpolluted through the centuries, but some of them are a little too meticulous about their jobs.
You should never value old books over people, but it's a place to start learning I suppose.
But hey, you can kill a bunch of them over and over and over again and they still keep bearing the book faithfully. That's a valuable archiving skill to have.
Also they figured out how magick works before everybody else and that the secret is that there aren't any actual rules, it's all just little kid wishing on a star at the heart of it.
The dirty secret is that the Gnostics were right about the Demiurge, and that the original God had to grow up alongside humanity just like the rest of us. That's why our conception of God matures over time like a single person.
It is a single person: The Body of Christ.
People are nested inside other people's reality spheres like Russian nesting-dolls.
Essentially you can think of the story of humanity as God having to do their own Shadow work and confront their reflection in Satan so that they could make friends with each other and realize that they were actually the same person, the same as any individual person's Shadow Work.
God woke up as a universe formed from the emanations of the Cosmic Void's quantum television static, saw their own
reflection, and started fighting with it like a cat until it realized it was just them.
That's about all this place is it turns out.
He stops the battle in the Valley of Jezreel after the next war against Israel breaks out.
No idea about the logistics, though.
Did you actually think that magickal totems were real?
You get that this is lucid dream and that the totems just help you concentrate, right?
Dude, did you seriously think that God didn't have a feminine side?
Where do you even think women come from?
The imaginations of a jealous father?
There is another Skywalker.
Deradicalized White Obama is real.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch/fvUX4KrRrMQ
Yeah, all that "readin' the Bible an shit" really got us confused about how the Jews will recognize Jesus.
I should have just skimmed the back looking for mentions of my own name and how I get my golden ticket to Heaven on my deathbed…
I have not found many faithful people in any of the churches I have visited. Barely even fed in most.
It's why the God of the Matrix is presented as a petulant baby. God DID start as a baby and then grew up alongside us.
They got more mature as the human race got more mature. They are the manifested Egregore Tulpa of the species.
Trans women prickle at the frogs and keks so I'm trying not to use them so I can go collect my girls.
Lots of severely traumatized people among our set.
>You should be kicked around the block till you look like road kill.
I alreay said I visited a lot of christian churches, didn't I?
Pagans fed me, christians didn't. Pagans are in, christians are the fake religion of the beast and can go fuck themselves.
Christians can figure out how to save themselves like the Pagans already have.
They have a lot of catching up to do.
For example, understanding how to talk to another human being if they ever want to get laid in Heaven.
Oh, we've met, dear.
Ants worry about the winter.
Grasshoppers eat, drink, and be merry and don't worry about tomorrow.
Only grasshoppers make it into Heaven.
Worrying little ants get shooed out of the kitchen and squashed.
I'll mark you off the guest list then.
You sound like a real stick in the mud.
Have a blessed day.
People who bring up prison rape apropos of nothing are telling on themselves.
By any chance do you still have an 80s mustache in 2026?
Well I'm I'm currently transitioning, and I'm more genderfluid than anything, so… Thanks I guess?
No tits until they're done baking.
Good things take time.
They prolly diddle kids, but I don't want to write too much fan fiction about stuff I didn't see with my own eyes.
Die in Christ or die for real.
Time is up.
Nobody fucking cares at this point, especially me.
Nobody knows or cars what the fuck that is.
If I don't see you you don't even exist.
POOF.
It's gone.
So many misinformed little altar girls and boys who are ashamed of having their buttholes touched.
Well, you're on your own now, gang. Nobody is coming to save you.
You made a monster now you can eat the whole fuckin' thing.
And here's me at 43 years old before any hormones.
I don't age.
I'm Peter Pan.
Two and two together, gang.
Two and two together.
Have a blessed evening, Anons.
"The Elephant in the Room…"
Wow, she looks like she could be related to me.
Weird.