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‘Penis-Gate’ Scandal Erupts as Ski Jumpers Accused of Cheating Physics
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‘Penis-Gate’ Scandal Erupts as Ski Jumpers Accused of Cheating Physics
Under rules set by the sport’s governing body, the International Ski and Snowboard Federation, athletes are required to undergo body scans before the season begins.
Those scans determine the precise dimensions of their competition suits, which are tightly regulated because even small changes in surface area can affect lift and flight distance.
According to Bild, the crotch measurement is taken from the lowest point of an athlete’s genitals.
“If you manage to move that point downward, you automatically get more surface area on the suit,” the outlet wrote, explaining that the added fabric can improve aerodynamics and potentially result in longer jumps.