Guud ebbening niggers. Made my flight without having to take a poop on the plane or the airport but now gotta do an overnighter at the destination airport. Please pray for me that I don't have to poop. I'm not ready to hover or squat.
I will eat more fiber, I promise. Been habbening some seriously hebby carbs and fats lately. Gotta get back to the greens and muh Metamucil
I'm done with flying and the jokes on you. I didn't take any shits but I was ripping mad Gas. Always get insane gas from flying. Trust me, everyone within 5 rows got a taste of that.
Pretty close. I had leftover donair pizza, cheap beer, and an entire crown of Broccoli because I didn't want it to go bad and get wasted while I was gone. Sweet baby Jesus that broc makes some spicy residual
I flew rent free straight into your pea brian nigga
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>They just shocked my penis
Tell them to shock it harder because it's not working.
I cud go for another probing. not sure what all the fuss is about, it's almost enjoyable