Holy sheit I had an IRL milk shart earlier and ruined me shorts. After a full day of travel all I wanted was to get rehydrated and got a half gallon of whole milk and drank the entire thing all at once and had a nap after. As soon as I woke up I thought all I had waiting at the gates was some frenly gas but it definitely wasn't. Never seen anything like it before. I literally ruined that pair of shorts and no laundry detergent in the facility I'm at. It was still almost pure white. Those went straight into the garbage.
At least the rooms are padded
Hey, you should be a bit more considerate and sympathetic to my plight
I just lost a pair of shorts to a shart
You know what, you little frenly imitating mimic? I am comfy. I'm damn comfy. I hope you're comfy too. After taking a shower of course, god damn what an embarrassing mess. I hope the cleaning staff don't notice
Stollen bigly AF